We're more ghosts than people.

pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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paper-mario-wiki:

metalgirlysolid:

metalgirlysolid:

dreamingofcossackia:

warlocksmith:

warlocksmith:

god I love that eating the poison fruit oblivion video 

i need to know if there are 100 other takes or if this guy is incredibly perfect at imitating grunting noises 

There’s more!

HE MADE A NEW ONE!!!!

ANOTHER ONE!

a new challenger enters the fray


Anonymous asked: ""he/they" ok he it is."

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Okay!

“Oh, so you wanna use pronouns, asshole? Want me to respect your wittle pronouns? Oh, I’ll use your pronouns, buddy. Just you watch.” *respects my pronouns*

Fuckin’ owned, I guess, dude. Shit.


idionymon:

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.


ferociouslys:

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006


beakybirds:

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Isn’t she so fancy?


antifamutantdown:

whyyoustabbedme:

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They are just unbelievable!

THIS BITCH DISNEY TRIED IT WITH “DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS” TOO


dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before



thechronicleofshe:

centelle:

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic


prostatepuncher:

neksichthon:

barf-girl:

luzialowe:

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

I’m genuinely gonna have nightmares about this. Horrendous

It’s just eels y’all it’s not that deep