listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
when youve been having a great day then something ruins it
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.
The things my girlfriend and I do while we play Primal Carnage.
this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.